SMS Double Meaning

• “He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine.

• “Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb?

• “How do u teach a blonde maths?

U subtract her chlothes
divide her legs
and square root her.